Happi Hour

There are two types of people during The Masters Tournament: those walking the pristine fairways of Augusta National Golf Club… and the rest of us, parked on the couch in gym shorts, treating pimento cheese dip like it’s a food group. This is a blog for the second group—the real heroes of Masters weekend. Watching the Masters on TV is less of a viewing experience and more of a lifestyle. It begins with the soft piano music that feels like it was composed specifically to lower

There comes a point every week—usually around Thursday at 2:47 PM—when your brain stops working, your productivity flatlines, and you start aggressively googling “cheap flights anywhere warm.” This isn’t burnout. This is your soul politely (and repeatedly) asking for a weekend getaway. And honestly? We should be listening. Weekend getaways are the adult version of recess. Remember recess? You’d run around for 20 minutes, scream for no reason, maybe fall down, and suddenly lif

There comes a time in every adult’s life when they’re forced to choose a side: not politics, not religion—but craft beer vs. domestic beer. It usually starts innocently. You walk into a bar just looking for something cold, refreshing, and capable of making your coworkers seem slightly more interesting. Then suddenly, you’re holding a menu that reads like a fantasy novel and costs more than your first car payment. On one side, you have domestic beer. The loyal, no-questions-a